Episodes

Friday Apr 16, 2021
Mortal Kombat (1995)
Friday Apr 16, 2021
Friday Apr 16, 2021
*Throws hands in the air* IT HAS BEGUN
This week we watch the first of three feature films based on the 1990s fighting game. In this movie we follow the characters of Liu Kang, Sonya Blade, and Johnny Cage as they enter an interdimensional tournament to save the earth from the Emperor of Outworld and his minions led by the sorcerer Shan Tsung.

Friday Apr 09, 2021

Wednesday Mar 24, 2021

Wednesday Mar 17, 2021
Cobra Kai (2018)
Wednesday Mar 17, 2021
Wednesday Mar 17, 2021
Our Karate Kid series comes to an end with us discussing (MEGA SPOILERS) the first 3 season of the sequel series.
We follow the story of Johnny Lawrence, who was once the big guy on campus in High School, and ended up falling on hard times due in part to his alcoholism and also his loss to Daniel LaRusso in the 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament. Johnny finds renewed purpose to help a bunch of social misfits defend themselves by bringing back Cobra Kai Karate thanks to the help of his neighbor Miguel Diaz. This causes many misunderstandings between Johnny, Daniel, and their kids. Having gone through all the movies that preceded it we describe our experience with this show and break down the storylines, characters, and seasons that we like.

Thursday Mar 11, 2021
The Karate Kid (2010)
Thursday Mar 11, 2021
Thursday Mar 11, 2021
This week we review The 2010 remake to The Karate(?) Kid. In this re-telling of the 1986 film, we follow Dre (Jaden Smith), a kid who is moving from Detroit with his mother to China. He is constantly bullied by the local kids, and with the help of his building's maintenance man/ Kung Foo teacher, Mr. Han (Jackie Chan), he trains to fight them at a local tournament so that they may leave him alone. It's shocking how much of a REMAKE this movie is, but does it stack up to the original?

Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
The Next Karate Kid (1994)
Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
A sequel so obscure that unless you watched it every week on the Disney Channel in the early 00s like Angel, you wouldn't even know it existed. Pat Morita's swan song in the Karate Kid franchise has him traveling to Boston, to visit the wife of his commander General from the 442nd.
While there he is introduced to her granddaughter Julie Pierce (played by a very young Hillary Swank). Julie is having a hard time dealing with the grief of losing her parents, and is starting to find herself in trouble at school. Mr. Miyagi takes her as his new ward to whom he teaches Karate to in hopes that it will both teach her discipline, and help keep her out of trouble with her school's Jr. ROTC group, the Alpha Elites.

Thursday Feb 25, 2021
The Karate Kid III (1989)
Thursday Feb 25, 2021
Thursday Feb 25, 2021
It's like the first movie again, but worse..... Much worse. This week we are treated to the John Krease revenge movie featuring Daniel and Miyagi... Special appearance by a guy who looks like the world's most evil Porn director, Terry Silver.
The New Cobra Kai led by Terry Silver recruits Karate's Bad Boy, Mike Barns who can't stop, won't stop (*Harlem Shakes*) bullying Daniel LaRusso and threatening his life until he agrees to defend his All Valley Karate Tournament Championship. This features all the stuff you didn't want, a rapidly aging Ralph Macchio, Daniel/Miyagi relationship problems, an uninteresting love interest, and mustache twirling douchebags as the villains. Join us as we discuss 1989's The Karate Kid Part III

Wednesday Feb 17, 2021
The Karate Kid Part II (1986)
Wednesday Feb 17, 2021
Wednesday Feb 17, 2021
Last week we watched Mr. Miyagi help Daniel rid himself of the Cobra Kai by winning the All Valley Karate Tournament. This week, Daniel returns the favor to his sensei, by traveling with him to Okinawa where Mr. Miyagi must go see his father, but also runs into his old archrival Sato, and his equally villainous nephew Chozen who begins to feud with Daniel.

Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
The Karate Kid (1984)
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Part 1 of our Karate Kid review series! This week we take it back to 1984 where Daniel LaRusso, who has just moved to the Valley in LA fron New Jersey is learning to adjust to his new surrondings. He starts a romance with Ali Mills, but there is just one big problem.. Ali's ex-boyfriend Johnny and his gang of Karate practicing bullies from the Cobra Kai dojo start attacking and bullying Daniel. His apartment building's maintenance man, Mr. Miyagi agrees to help Daniel by teaching him Karate so that he can defend himself, and ultimately defeat the Cobra Kais at the All Valley Karate Tournament.

Monday Feb 01, 2021
Get Out (2017)
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Monday Feb 01, 2021
We finally discuss Jordan Peele's 2017 horror masterpiece. A film that Peele spend nearly a decade preparing to bring to the screen, his directorial debut brought Black Horror movies to the mainstream. A movie that feels as much as snapshot of the Black Lives Matter era as an homage to horror movies like Halloween, The Stepford Wives, and Rosemary's Baby. We follow our protagonist Chris as he goes to to an East Coast suburb to visit his girlfriend Rose's family. During this trip we quickly discover the disturbing secret of Rose, her family, and the other white people in this neighborhood.

